How Far Do I Go to Never See You Again if I Were You I Would Wish I Was Dead.
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"I will honey you lot if I never see you lot again, and I will beloved you if I meet y'all every Tuesday. I volition love yous equally the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the copse fall in the wood without anyone around to hear them. I will honey you every bit the pesto loves the fettuccini and ats the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I volition love y'all as the manatee loves the caput of lettuce and as the nighttime spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the nib of the vulture. I will love you as the physician loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as information technology misreads what is written.
I will dearest you lot as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers beloved the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will beloved y'all as a drawer loves a hush-hush compartment, and every bit a undercover compartment loves a hole-and-corner, and every bit a secret loves to make a person gasp... I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the globe. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been cleaved and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will honey yous until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and nigh susceptible of forest. I will dearest you lot until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love yous as we find ourselves farther and farther from one some other, where one time we were so shut... I will love you until your face up is fogged past afar retentivity. I will dear you no matter where y'all become and who you lot see, I will dearest you if you don't marry me. I volition love you if you marry someone else--and i will love you lot if you never ally at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me later on all. That is how I will love you fifty-fifty as the world goes on its wicked mode."
― The Beatrice Messages
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